I had a deaf cat a while back and when she was just chilling in her tree seat looking out the window and I would let her, she would flip out and bite at me until she could see me lol.

Depends how smelly you are

What if it’s one pubic hair

Damn. That is a good band name

Also this isn’t a shower thought…it’s a screen shot.

Moist

My cat’s name is pstpstst

When I say I’m a liberal I take it seriously by definition. And I think conservatives do too because when you see someone on social media with a nose ring and dyed hair someone will call “a dumbass liberal” and all I can think of is “yes, they’re using their free will to dye their hair whatever color they want. How is that bad”?

To be faaiiirrrr

You can sell the Mac mini for $800 on Facebook marketplace since that’s what everyone else does.

I’m afraid of the ocean.

Always leaving the mechanics out lol. My career is always under looked but yet everyone comes crawling in when their car doesn’t work haha

You don’t know much about windows 11 if that’s what you think. Hardware from the last 10 years can run windows 11.

You can now …it’s the 20s

I think they’re a scam. And like a rich man’s gambling game.

You produce a lot of what people pay for and use. Like why do we produce so much soda?

I’ll never understand a woman voting for a dude who wants to strip every right away from them lol. Boggles my mind

One can hope.

Before I got my vasectomy I murdered billions of babies a month.

I’m not c/fuck_ai

I don’t.