In space there is more pressure inside the vessel than outside. Let’s hope a billionaire gets turned inside out through their ass because of explosive decompression.

Guess he was not the number one exporter of potassium

Also the commentator in the Israeli live broadcast called every artist who had called the war a genocide an anti-Semite on live tv. Yeah if the EBU wants their contest to stay apolitical than they need to ban the Israeli broadcaster for the commentator’s toxic comments.

then a spider or a rat bites your ass when you take a shit.

Guess we have to recommend kids who want to do real science in their future to learn Chinese or Korean.

Yeah these people are dumb but let’s not pretend like the pet pharma industry is vetted and regulated like the pharmaceutical industry that makes medicines for humans.

These anti flea solutions are literally pesticides. And pesticide regulation is decades behind the science.

Can’t spray fipronil in an egg farm against lice but it’s a-okay to put it on my cat who will lick their fur?

And even if you tried the Cheeto look for fun you’d probably want to rip your face off the moment you’d look in the mirror

Are there even guys with car salesman hair style that aren’t douchebags?

Who doesn’t like macrodata refinement

more like this because my cat is too dumb to find the exit:

Just pirate it. Parker and Stone already got paid $1.5 Billion to put their show on Paramount+

Also a huge Trump ally is going to be the owner of Paramount Global, the company that owns Comedy Central. It’s probably why Parker and Stone have decided to satirize Trump this time, unlike during Trump’s first term.

They didn’t save Europe out of some innate moral force. It was just bad for business if the Nazi or Commies won.

Nah don’t let the English appropriate kilts.

A dog that is scared of the cat keeps a cat safe

MFW someone says “chat gpt it”:

Ukraine is game to you?!

Ukraine elects comedian as president Russia invades Ukraine

US elects comedian as president …

Yeah in a controlled environment. Doubt it can last the promised lifespan when it’s buried in the ground