I certainly don’t take health advice from that crypt keeper looking fucker, and I’m sure I’m far from the only one who doesn’t take health advice from unhealthy people

Is he really? I haven’t kept up.

Sigh, another good artist to toss in the trash pile

Is her name Charlie? Perhaps Chaplin?

Hey you leave rammstein out of this

And my cat goes passive resistance limp no matter what if I need to get up 🙃

That’s one heck of a chuffed cat you got there

He is the best cat. Treasure him

If pumping gas took anywhere from 15 minutes to 2 hours, yes you would

As your American neighbor, elbows up Canada.

These are their ‘gas pump’ spots, they’re not meant to be parking spaces beyond charging up

Lessons need to be taught, OP is using assholery for good. If i had an electric car id do the same

This is equivalent to an electric car parking at a gas pump because there’s no law saying an electric car can’t

This is one of the better variants of this meme, lol

If cats don’t normally sit on your lap and you are okay with cheating, buy a heated blanket

Protip: don’t rely solely on the timer. Pull a noodle out to sample a little bit early to find the right texture, if you do it that way you get perfect al dente every time.

Every damn morning

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A mixture of dazed, overwhelmed and exasperated

Is no one gonna mention that this guys Christmas tree is already up and it’s not even Halloween yet?

This guy’s assertion that you’ll be thrown in prison for putting ‘static’ on your license iplate is insane. Cops do not care if you have dark tinted license plate covers, rendering them unreadable at a distance. Some strategically designed plate holder or a clear film with static is nothing

My favorite type of cat. Love it!

Goddamn, with a title like that I automatically glanced down to check if this was nottheonion

Pretty cool read, thanks for sharing