eeeew! (this is the factorial of disgust)

Well, she already got swatted.

It’s crazy that you need dedicated dental insurance.

Pineapples are a freak fruit though.They grow on some kind of weird weed like some kind of joke.

Don’t forget Calvados n_n

Also apples used to be small, tart, and acidic.

You wouldn’t eat them as a dessert but as a basis for brewing alcohol.

It’s wild how much fruits changed in recent times.

So much so that most zoo are stoppimg giving them to animals and switched to more leafy greens. They have gotten so sugary that they promoted tooth decay and obesity.

Let me fuck my way to virginity.

I haven’t but will do so from now on.

The famous paper tiger. :p

wtf m8?

The world famous Gnu Image Manipulation Program?

I never thought about its gruesomness this way.

It still means that much more potential carriers and that much more odds of any inconvenient mutation happening.

I’d advocate for the Frencg method: in case of a measle epidemic, vaccination is mandated by law and cops can just simply knock at your door and grab your ass ^^

With both horses and cows, the stupidest most effective way to make them come see you is turning your back to them amd fiddle with your hands while looking busy.

That’s how curious they are. I really like that trait of character.

That would be nice yeah…

We got invaded by the Nazis

It’s extremely reminiscent of the French political landscape in the 30’s when all the left wing parties united themselves as the Popular Front against the rising fascist leagues.

This netted us - amongst other things - the 40h work week, paid vacations, etc.

Thanks!

Whozzat?

I have ADHD too. Most of the time I recalculate my age based on my BF’s that I usually have an easier time remembering.