Not only a giant.

Everything was going well until the box I am not a robot had to be checked…

Very good one. It’s the first image on my mind whenever someone says sunset

Instructions unclear. Got my dick caught in a toaster. Again.

I would be a pirate. Because the other word for pirate treasure is Booty. (Beastie boys influence, I guess)

Do you then plunge it into a waterbath with an immersion circulator so you get to within 0.1 degree of ideal tape adherence temperature?

I hate to be the guy to say this on an internet forum. But mindfulness really does help. There are thousands of resources out there and finding one that is the perfect fit can be tricky. Most of them are to ‘new wave’ for me, but some are great and can really help with this.