Modern churches have nothing to do with Jesus.

You just described virtually every Christian I’ve ever met.

I’m a software tester. I break everything I use whether I’m trying or not.

I used to mow lawns growing up. Would listen to headphones to drown out the mower. 30 years later I essentially hear this 24/7: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D96_1AsUajA My wife (and everyone else who knows me) knows my general hearing is bad, but not horribly so, and much worse in noisy situations. There are times when I don’t hear that tone as much, but it’s there every morning when I wake up and it’s quiet.

Also, at max volume, I had to hold the phone speaker on my ear to make sure that video was even making a noise.

Frequencies above 6k-7k have disappeared/are always there.

Do yourself a favor and take advantage of noise-canceling headphones so you can keep the volume down.

There actually IS a piss tape and it’s underage girls involved. I’m sure Epstein’s circle included unscrupulous Russian oligarchs.

… Mississippi ranks ninth in fourth-grade literacy…

Someone should tell them there’s eight more grades after 4th

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I love how easy Lemmy makes it to block dumb-fuck children.

“That could mean biological needs like food or sleep, social needs like work or seeing friends and family, or self-improvement like exercise or pursuing hobbies…”

Work has done all of this to me on repeated occasions, but I wouldn’t say I’m addicted to work.

Though… I suppose I am addicted to the resulting paycheck.

This explains my work cycle. Luckily I work from home.

Clothing is a courtesy I wear for others.

Republicans who voted for RFK Jr. baffled by jingling keys.

Celebratory gunfire aimed at the nearest Palestinian.

This is a lunch break in preparation for the next wave of attacks.

I a couple decades this will be illegal to own just like nazi memorabilia, and for the same reasons.

Had to check and see if this was TheOnion.

Given the current trajectory, this sounds like a legal loophole put in for future slave ships. Modern republicans think the only reason slavery is bad is because it’s illegal.

Based on the actions he’s taken to cover up for pedophiles, he’s more likely to go fuck a child.

He’s just trying to avoid Epstein (and the rest) consequences.

Even the actual gospel isn’t gospel to these demons.

Mushrooms grow in shit. How sterile do you want it?

I mean, I’d get a bag of the same stuff you’d get for a vegetable garden. Also, be choosey with any fertilizer. You don’t want to be adding chemicals to something you’re gonna ingest.

I’m betting you can find some good books on gardening and mushroom farming at the local library (if those exist where you are). You’re gonna get a MUCH better result in anything you do if you learn about it instead of just winging it.

Crumble ‘em up, put’ em in some shitty soil (good dirt with poop nutrients), keep 'em moist and in the dark.

They’re mushrooms. Don’t really need much to grow. I imagine growing them would be similar to growing any mushroom.