Must christians I know hoard money like that dragon from The Hobbit.

Have you tried Firefokth?

IIRC, the previous guy left (don’t remember if willingly) because he questioned the legality of what they were doing. You can all but guarantee that his replacement is a huge piece of shit.

That thing looks like it has no problem handling multithreading.

I had a much lower quality setup like that ages ago. Had to stop using it because it converted everything to strings.

A restraining order potion would make a mint!

Modern churches have nothing to do with Jesus.

You just described virtually every Christian I’ve ever met.

I’m a software tester. I break everything I use whether I’m trying or not.

I used to mow lawns growing up. Would listen to headphones to drown out the mower. 30 years later I essentially hear this 24/7: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D96_1AsUajA My wife (and everyone else who knows me) knows my general hearing is bad, but not horribly so, and much worse in noisy situations. There are times when I don’t hear that tone as much, but it’s there every morning when I wake up and it’s quiet.

Also, at max volume, I had to hold the phone speaker on my ear to make sure that video was even making a noise.

Frequencies above 6k-7k have disappeared/are always there.

Do yourself a favor and take advantage of noise-canceling headphones so you can keep the volume down.

There actually IS a piss tape and it’s underage girls involved. I’m sure Epstein’s circle included unscrupulous Russian oligarchs.

… Mississippi ranks ninth in fourth-grade literacy…

Someone should tell them there’s eight more grades after 4th

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I love how easy Lemmy makes it to block dumb-fuck children.

“That could mean biological needs like food or sleep, social needs like work or seeing friends and family, or self-improvement like exercise or pursuing hobbies…”

Work has done all of this to me on repeated occasions, but I wouldn’t say I’m addicted to work.

Though… I suppose I am addicted to the resulting paycheck.

This explains my work cycle. Luckily I work from home.

Clothing is a courtesy I wear for others.

Republicans who voted for RFK Jr. baffled by jingling keys.

Celebratory gunfire aimed at the nearest Palestinian.

This is a lunch break in preparation for the next wave of attacks.

I a couple decades this will be illegal to own just like nazi memorabilia, and for the same reasons.

Had to check and see if this was TheOnion.

Given the current trajectory, this sounds like a legal loophole put in for future slave ships. Modern republicans think the only reason slavery is bad is because it’s illegal.