Them: Can you perform under pressure?

Me: Mmm num ba de
Dum bum ba be
Doo buh dum ba beh beh

United. Twice. They damaged my luggage both times.

I’ve only flown Delta and American since then.

On the internet, no one can tell you’re a duck.

Did you know that XLR is also something of a standard for interchangeable sex machine attachments?

Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler?

Collecting hobbies is a hobby in and of itself.

Collecting hobbies is a hobby in and of itself.

There’s also [email protected] which is reasonably active.

Threads is Meta’s (Facebook/Instagram’s) Twitter replacement, which they want to connect to the Fediverse, but most of the Ferdiverse doesn’t want them to.