Putting the punctuation outside the quotes (or parentheses) when the quote is only part of a sentence. I.e. He said “I need to go now”.

Did anyone else read that to “The Distance” by Cake?

I’m currently in a production support role in the US, and I’d never consider it: I work too closely with production operatives that they’d smell it on me. My last couple of role involved programming automated forklifts, so it was strictly forbidden.

Ten years ago I was doing an internship an engineering firm in the UK, and a few times we went out for a beer with lunch. It wasn’t exactly common, but it did happen.

Them: Can you perform under pressure?

Me: Mmm num ba de
Dum bum ba be
Doo buh dum ba beh beh

United. Twice. They damaged my luggage both times.

I’ve only flown Delta and American since then.

On the internet, no one can tell you’re a duck.

Did you know that XLR is also something of a standard for interchangeable sex machine attachments?

Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler?

Collecting hobbies is a hobby in and of itself.

Collecting hobbies is a hobby in and of itself.

There’s also [email protected] which is reasonably active.

Threads is Meta’s (Facebook/Instagram’s) Twitter replacement, which they want to connect to the Fediverse, but most of the Ferdiverse doesn’t want them to.