I put that out but the stupid chicken choked while I was looking for a YouTube video 4:42 long

Who cares as long as they’re gone?

I saw the thumb and just thought, Macos for maco Monday?

Unfortunately he’s also a liar who frequently pretends to be other (usually fictional) people.

Where else are you going to suck balls… All day… Because you like it so much?

“Exhibit A: I looked at the truck and decided I wanted to buy it”

You can still get something like that.

That was a fun watch, and far from being a negative, her not knowing the song means we get to experience her being one of today’s ten thousand

He always goes to the movies with some guy

At this guy.

Sample size of two, but mine don’t seem to have strong feelings on them either way. Although the older one (still in single digits) prefers Minecraft on the pc to the Switch, despite starting out on the latter.

I do something similar for my 5 yo, it actually makes for a more fun challenge than just stomping the 50cc AI. until he starts the smack talk, then he gets rekt

See also: Sites that don’t allow “+” in email addresses while logging in, but do accept them at registration (including confirmation emails)

Don’t worry, they mean the bed of their truck. The airflow at highway speeds ensure all crumbs are carried away immediately!

Their foil is pretty good at keeping stuff fresh too (as well as making good anti-mind-control hats)

Malware is free too

Ukraine will be giving them to Russia for free. With express delivery too.

Necessary jobs are mostly farming, mining, manufacturing, and customer service.

And elder care, which is set to be a real growth industry

Reminds me of a joke told by an old Polish priest from his time in the Soviet Union.

A party official is sent to a village that hadn’t been meeting it’s quota.
He meets with the mayor and tells him "Trucks are coming tomorrow. The central committee has decreed you will fill them with your potato stockpile.
“As you say Comrade” says the mayor, “our potato stockpile is stacked high enough to reach God.”
“God?” Retorts the official incredulously “There is no god in the Soviet Union!”
The mayor shrugs “There are no potatoes either”

Some will some won’t. The contrarians will never budge, the “I’m not anti-science, I just don’t trust evidence I didn’t gather myself” ones should. I suspect most flat-earthers are the former.