Sure, make it a problem of everyone else. Just please, please, don’t inconvenience the car enthusiasts! 😭

What about streets that don’t endanger others? Bike lanes that don’t cross streets? Dunno, make car drivers drive careful?

While I wore them!

Stop judging, at least I made it to bed. It’s not my fault sleep can’t find me.

Jesus Christ, take a dump or get off the toilet! I’m so sick of this game this idiot plays.

Don’t be shocked, but I think your father-in-law might be an idiot.

Hey, I’m not telling you how to poop and I expect the same from you.

Prison as a service, why didn’t Jeff Bezos come up with that?

Dunno, ma-west-1 or something like that?

Jewish space lasers, we all know them. MTG go pew pew!

I don’t smoke, so… I’ll be away for half an hour to the bathroom while shit hits the fan. Kthxbye!

Just keep Ted Cruz in a cage somewhere in a region prone to flooding and when he’s trying to flee to Cancun you know something is coming.

He’s some kind of indicator species. When he migrates, it’s time to stockpile water and food. Way cheaper than expensive satellites or weather balloons.

I wrote tests today and found an error in my code. What is that? Development driven test driven development?

Lesser evil will never be gone, even if the electoral system is changed to whatever could be perfect. You’ll never align 100%, and that’s OK. Compromising isn’t that bad if the stances aren’t as brain dead as they are right now.

No doubt, but the only thing I can do is hurt their wallets.

Boycott the whole fucking country.

And I want Mike Johnson’s balls removed with a falling brick. Pretty please?

I migrated an Ant project to Gradle last week, and oh boy, was that painful. I used AI to do a lot of the boilerplate, but then I had to polish out all the errors it made. And it made a lot. But still, writing all those build files would have been horrible without AI.

Not only am I extremely honest, I’m the most humble person on earth as well. And I’ve got a seven foot penis which glows and sparkles in the dark.

Haha, I like that

I used to utilize Arduinos, but since I tried an ESP32 I never looked back. Those fit my needs much better and come with all the connections I want. Especially in combination with home assistant.