Huh. Never considered a cabbage-wich before. Gonna have me a fun weekend now!

Kids are all jacked- very few can throw plates of any consequence that high in the air.

As an individual who walks to most of my destinations, I am a shutin, and by these metrics, a literal monster.

While it is easier to armchair govern, at least he didn’t start an international conflict. Continue it, sure, but he didn’t start it.

Nah, cat just likes cocaine, but instead of whit it’s black.

Cat’s clearly just a fan of that nega-Columbian stimulation.

You’re saying I’m an employee? That I should make money for you? That I should take direction from you? That you’re the boss of me?

Yeah, but look at that streak! The “never again” following the Great War was only ~15 years.

I continue to believe we’re making measurable gains

One of the reasons I am partial to Harvest Festivals: all of the feasting with a better grab bag of associated hangups.

The future of warfare: dairy.

Ear crimes. Heh. Thanks for the chuckle.

Hamas could probably extrapolate what came next, it’s not exactly new ground. As for your sympathy, it didnt change a damn thing for them in the first place what did they lose?

You got a line on that singalong?

Oxygen. That shit causes too much rust. And spoils my chips.

Did they? I was under the impression they came in, did a conquer, and basically left with the conquered understanding that the horde’d be back for their tribute.

Any reimbursement for the home and whatever wealth you left there?

Does this include the West Bank? Cause I don’t see how that’d work…

Halp! I have no idea how to recharge my cigar! Beyond that, i really have no idea how Big Tobacco would comply with these regulations.

I guess it depends on how far gone the whale is. If you are only strapping the tail, it may slough off and leave the bulk of the whale behind.

Can’t forget the instability in the Balkans.

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/09/29/us/politics/white-house-serbia-kosovo.html