He tutored girls with the hopes of getting laid, but then when he did, it turns out he liked her and settled down with her and is now married to her.

If you have an automatic or manual movement, it’ll also be waterproof.

Absolutely. Even something as simple as a fresh fruit shake comes out so much smoother from the Vitamix. As the person who commented below you also mentioned, it is great for making soups as well. I have the food processor attachment and it’s mind-blowing how much quicker I’m able to prep my food because of it. I haven’t gotten the dry mixing bowl yet, but a buddy of mine uses it when making flour and swears by it.

Is it overkill for most, probably, but given it’s going to last me for at least 10 years, I’m okay with the purchase price.

Funny enough, I’ll never use a Ninja again after getting a Vitamix.

Looks dope to me.

I have one from Spade that I bought a while ago that I love.

Ditto

Lol no. They are all over Williamsburg on Kent when there is no traffic at all.

Not for pedestrians it isn’t. Nor are ebikes driving on sidewalks or going as fast as they do in the bike lane.

Forgot that pedestrians don’t matter and bikes should run red lights cause ignoring traffic laws isn’t dangerous at all.

So you don’t live in NYC where cyclists ignore red lights, cross walks, stop signs, etc…and just expect you to jump out of their way.