Welcome to the state of discourse in 2025.
Depends where we are on the Paths of Glory/Dr. Strangelove index
Indeed! But since it’s Kimmel we’ll have to wait and see if it’s funny.
Single handedly keeping the Italian economy afloat!
How many of those do you buy direct from Italy?
This more like: sometimes a calculator can be a clock.
In Latin that’s Deus Ex Machina.
Booblenpuppen.
Share it to Firefox and touch the little clipboard looking thing in the browser bar. Sometimes you need to refresh the page to get it to work.
Love. The language of love.
He likes power. He’s aiming for PM after Carney. That’s why he shits on PP any chance he gets. Just wait, in 3 and a half years there’ll be some scandal leaked on PP ala Patrick Brown.
I heard that Tucker Carlson is hoping for the gig.
shudder
Yes, it’s repairable, but it’s fairly involved. A fair amount of the sofa needs to be “undone” to get the arm off. How much work that is depends on how the couch is constructed. Then it becomes a matter of matching the leather, which probably won’t be possible to make it invisible.
You could maybe try any sort of resistance and see what that does.
I am an expert. Or at least an upholsterer. When you say the leg broke, what broke? Did it snap? Did it push into the sofa? Some legs have a bolt sticking out and screw into a T nut that is on the inside of the sofa.
Sometimes that punches in and just spins when you turn it. You have to pull the bolt out as hard as you can and try to get those prongs to grab wood. Most legs are one of 2 sizes. You could find another leg and bolt it back on.
It may also be a block of wood that screws to the bottom of the sofa. The holes are probably hidden by the felt scuff pad thing.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with propping it up on a brick or book or whatever. If you want to be less ghetto, take a leg from the back and move it to the front so your guests can’t tell your couch is propped up on blocks
Do the dishes you lazy fuck.