I can think of a couple other worst cases.

Did they find the guy on the street? He looks like he gets the sweats taking out the garbage. I guess they couldn’t have used a trained boxer or the machine wouldn’t stand a chance.

I guess… Plagiarism works that way too. It’s how poorly they tell the joke that irks me.

I’m not really a fan of the new fad of taking an old joke, telling it poorly and putting a picture on it.

I think you’re writing stories for librarians. Their whole existence relies on people using the books. They don’t want you to put the book away because, A- you’ll do it wrong and B- they count them for their general statistics which helps with their funding. They don’t want you being a pretend librarian, they went to school for it and are better at it than you.

People hide books, forget to return books and damage and destroy books. Librarians moniter and curate the collection. Libraries are not museums, the catalog ebs and flows and is a constant state of flux. I can tell you that me wife is happiest when she comes home from working a busy shift where the library was full of people.

Sure, there are the librarians that yell at kids and give you the stink eye for asking questions, but they’re just everyday-sadists and they’re everywhere.

Those libraries exist and that’s why we publicly fund libraries.

Wait till you hear about half-quarters, it’ll blow your metric mind.

You go to a bar and strike up conversation with people and then casually ask if they know how many grams in an ounce.

Harbour Freight? High Fructose? Hot Fries?

Before Trump won in 2016, a member of the Bush family had been on the ballot for either president or vice president in 1980 through 2004.

But don’t worry, America isn’t about dynasties. After all, the Clinton’s didn’t keep getting elected president.

Lemmy is reddit with blackjack and hookers. But without the blackjack and hookers.

It’s taken 30 years for a prime minister to start to do anything about the rats and the black mold so I don’t expect anything would happen.

I’d lay money that he also cranks his hog to chicks with dicks. He’s mad at his daughter because she knocks him out of his dream state as he approaches the finish line.

I guess the people signing his cheques think he’s cool.

Smerfs

Unique New York

I think you guys just eat shitty chicken. Get a nice farm bird and cook it with the bone in with some flavourings and salt. A boneless pork chop can be just as boring if you cook it shitty enough.

Poor guy. Headaches are terrible.

I don’t know how it works. I never use a $1000 of my limit, let alone $25k. Especially at 20% or what ever my card is.

I have a credit card with $25k limit on it. I kept accepting increases because I thought it was funny how they kept giving it to me. Thrn I heard having a lot of credit lowered your credit score or some bullshit so stopped. I still get offers to raise it. I’m not rich, just paid off my house.