This is what I get for not defining my acronyms.

I’m currently conducting a lot of phone screens for a senior engineer position and I’ve definitely seen InterviewSort lately.

Clearly it’s a Flatypus.

People are still reading The Celestine Prophecy?

I have just ordered a Brother ADS 1700W. You’ve convinced me!

Since I have this exact problem and need… I went looking. By any chance did you mean the Brother ADS 1700W? If I’m going to take recommendations from strangers on the internet, I want to be sure I get it right. =)

The Master and the… MARGARITA??

Edit: Bought.

I came here for a link to the sale. I didn’t even pause to check if it was fake.

They got me…

Every time I have to confiscate the book my kid is reading after lights out I feel like an adult.

The rest of the time… fuck no.

(They get it back in the morning – I’m not a monster!)

I’ve ridden those donkeys!

I had a lot of trouble finding a SIM card at the top of the hill, though.

On the plus side, they feel fictional because they’re completely made up.