MisterMoo

Nice bomber jacket and full head of natural hair, ya fuckin idiot.

It ain’t me
It ain’t me
I ain’t no fortunate son

It is an absurd statement to argue that the average cyclist on the average bike can sprint to over 30mph “without much trouble.” Maybe with a tailwind going downhill, and even that is, ahem, dangerous.

“Also if it helps he’s been dead for over a year.”

“Lede” I’ve heard because of the common expression “burying the lede.” You’re telling me “graf” is standard language for published articles?

This is such a great project! I can see how there’s a little room for clean-up on that long S. Plus the comma-looking apostrophe 😵‍💫. Although maybe that’s how that punctuation mark acted back then?

It — they ran on forever, and there were always these little fluffy clouds

I was there and, while Vin looked fine in Pitch Black, no one wanted those sunglasses.

Find a reputable institutional advisor who specializes in this sort of thing. Pay off debts. Quit my job. Eventually begin planning some charitable gifts, perhaps even a foundation or something. Make life meaningful that way.

So in his telling he was exonerated of wrongdoing, but he’s retracting a bunch of papers and resigning as the president of Stanford. People really can tell themselves anything, can’t they?

No citations, no sources, standard tinfoil hat conspiracy text. This is not world news.

Four score and nineteen problems have I

Yet a wench cannot be counted among them

I’d rather have a moderated site replace Twitter at this point, even if it’s run by Meta. My first choice is for an intuitive non-Meta alternative to rise to prominence, ideally in the fediverse, but I think Mastodon had its chance and its unintuitive nature was too challenging for a critical mass of lay people. It needs to be: sign up, start posting. Instead it’s: sign up, choose your server. Huh? You’re already losing people.

All this has already been covered but it has to be simple and intuitive and that’s what Threads is offering and Mastodon isn’t.

And by the way, if you see your mom this weekend, would you be sure and tell her…

Say it’s 3AM and you need to make chili…

Oh come on, who doesn’t remember reading the meme strips in the Sunday morning paper?

When I got older I started enjoying meme books like Spider-Man, too.

Gary Larson was my favorite memer. Ever seen The Far Side memes?

Great news!

I think it’s kind of making an argument about people who intentionally eschew mainstream social media, saying that they’re basically nuts. So it’s kind of about me but I find it surprising and original enough that it amused me a lot.

This is hilarious and the audience that would understand it is very small.