Never interrupt an enemy when they are making a COLLOSAL mistake…

Let’s see who gets fired for this one.

Tucker Carlson makes Ruby Rhod look like Walter Cronkite.

I cannot wait to make a special trip to Kentucky just to shit on your grave you vile piece of garbage.

No, I am Spartacus!

I don’t see why they can’t live 150 years with that.

The reason is typically measured in caliber.

I’m gonna mix my joy tears with a literal shower of champagne.

I kind of love this. Our voids also scatter when the lights come on.

Yes people that feel comfortable with it should absolutely be training with firearms right now.

If you’re a Democrat and you’re not armed, you’re part of the problem and have helped to enable Trump

This is crazy nonsense. There’s a million other ways to provide support and never pick up a firearm. Even if we were in a hot civil war there would be plenty of value in other forms of support.

Just put on the glasses and you’ll get it.

Who the hell thinks we aren’t‽

Be prepared for the best fight scene in cinema.

The Gelgamek Catholics agree!

Final exam for Black Belt in Cat: tell 50 German shepherds to fuck off simultaneously.

What part of my statement suggests that I’m not?

Or are you just complaining about the lack of civilians getting gunned down in the street and want to feel like a tough guy? Maybe take your own advice?

it’s above board for now

Can’t wait to continue hearing this while we all board the trains.

I hope breaking your oath was worth it. I’m ashamed to see the uniform I once wore now.

This is absolutely something the party apparatus should’ve funded. If they can figure out a thousand ways to funnel campaign contributions to a thousand other endeavors, they can figure out how to pay for a few dozen people to stay in Illinois for 6 months. We’re talking a microscopic amount of money when compared to campaign advertising and consultants.