Maybe…

I love that movie. Nic cage is just going absolutely mental for most of the movie, and nobody seems to care lol. Did he walk into the wrong movie set and the director just went with it?

Human: “I’ve already fed you, you can’t have second breakfast.”

Cat:

It’s for a church, honey. Next!

When the catnip hits juuust right.

How else are you supposed to keep your farts smelling nice?

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Hold on to your butts!

Great show, had me rooting for him till they revealed it happened to him before. He’s either the unluckiest bastard around, or dumb enough to try the same thing twice.

Plus, you could maybe get away with it once. The problem is when they try to do it again. How many bags of money are they finding on the ground? How many highly insured spouses are falling down the stairs?

I, too, have been too excited to post to bother reading the comments. Happens to everyone.

Conan the barbarian paraphrasing ghengis khan.

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!

A wizard did it.

sharpening an axe

Turns out, I’m 25% Scandinavian, and wanted to embrace my heritage, ya know? I always used to feel guilty about this, but I was just born this way.

The poor priest: oh lawd.

I’m ready:

Sometimes in life you’re Goku, sometimes you’re Krillin.

I’m surrounded by Assholes!

[🥇] Create complicated lists

Meerkat got back.