On a scale from Hapsburg to Earth, how do you want your new colony to go?

Okay, I will.

It sounds like she lived a good life, and you treated her well. That’s all we can hope to do when our lives are forever changed by a furry friend like that.

S M R T!

Lord: “I haven’t informed my peasant about how amazing I am in some time now. I must remedy this immediately”

cat enters room and exaggerated meows

Peasant: “awe, so adorable!”

Lord: “You will pay for this insolence!”

Why do you have to show so much disrespect to fractions like that? My 5/7ths of a toothbrush works just fine, thank you very much!

Food bowl is empty: chaos

Food bowl is filled: order has returned.

All cats are beautiful.

Mmkay

Mufasa!

Fair enough, I was unaware of the situation. I always heard of the big colonizing countries being responsible for a lot of issues, but I can see how that could still impact other countries.

While many European countries were heavily into colonizing, I don’t think the Nordic countries were that excessive into the practice. At least, not to have an empire to extract resources like Britain, France, Spain, etc did.

It would appear I was wrong on this take.

kayaking the time to get to know your neighbors

Now I’m picturing sitting in my neighbour’s driveway in a kayak chatting them up. Then, slooooowly, and loudly, paddling over to the next neighbour’s house until I know everyone or my kayak is destroyed.

We are in the blurst timeline.

That’s fucking beautiful, dude.

I’m no sleepingnakedologist, but generally, sleeping naked means … sleeping naked.

Wow, science is amazing. I thought dropping a microwave from space would just cause it to burn up on reentry. I wonder if certain brands work better than others?

Snake?!

Snaaaaaake!!!