Ah shit here we go again…

Oh—do you happen to have any recommendations for that?

You just woke up and chose preemptive violence this morning?

Shit.

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That’s too much critical thinking for most people

That’s a joke, right?

Kind of a hefty price to pay, ain’t it?

Artist’s rendition. The original photo is still quite impressive though.

Quiet. Easy. No “normal” or constant pain.

Fuckers… /s

It’s more like having that mirror-universe self locked inside, and both of you are fighting for control of your body, but the mirror-universe version is a sneaky motherfucker hellbent on messing up and destroying your life in the most twisted way, and always doing so behind your back without you realizing, but always making sure you’re there for the consequences…

Oh, and I will only add this: FUCK YOU, ADHD.

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For putting my signature under my drawing on the blackboard. I was six.

We were encouraged to go and draw on the board as a Friday afternoon end of day activity.

The teacher took it personally in the worst way possible. The fact that my mother was an artist may have contributed to the matter.

Look what they just did to Notepad!!!

MONSTERS!!!

I don’t. The mind-controlling alien parasite attached to my spine doesn’t let me when I try reaching for it…

Blasting Baby Shark on loop 24/7 for the entire weekend while OP and his family goes away.

They do.

No it isn’t. Not in Canada anyway.

Is this a James Bond movie? Because this is the kind of thing I’d expect from a James Bond movie…

That’s about constantly fearing the reality-check moment that comes after your “evil mirror ADHD twin” residing in your mind who’s just too keen to take over the wheel of your life and fuck it up in the most twisted way unbeknown to you.

Yes, there’s the constant anxiety about this, but that anxiety is a direct consequence of having a “spicy mind”.