I don’t know who Jim Jordan is, but I predict a third Trump term.

I don’t like hoods or umbrellas so I wear hats in bad weather. Or strong sun.

Baseball caps are ok for bad weather since it stops the rain getting on my face, but if it’s really tipping it down I’ll often wear a waterproof, waxed-cotton bucket hat I have. In good weather I have my trusty tarp hat which is awesome.

I feel a tiny sorry for Ed (not that a guy who has an estimated £400 million net worth needs my sympathy), but he’s just some poor rich schlub who’s been planning to tour around a bit, play some uncontroversial songs, earn another hundred million, mind his own business and then… kapow!.. he’s front and centre in a fight that’s he’s clearly ill-equiped to even interact with.

“Whuh? I just wanted to play some bland music and earn enough money to buy myself a ginger island. What the flip is going on?”

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Grrr. Why isn’t Morse Code one of the language dropdown options?

Called it six months ago.

It’s a caaaaaaaaaaaat.

Don’t need voter approval if you don’t let them vote. One dimensional chess!

“… and that’s why I need you to take the power plant offline.”

What you can, or cannot afford is irrelevant. You’re a pair of eyeballs and they’re paid for eyeballs.

Yesterday: Spain is a terrific country, really, it is, I mean, one of the the best in Europe, many say the best, and they love me there, they really, do, all of, I mean, the best Spainians, they love, me, they do, they say Donald you’re the best US president for us, ever, better than all the others, they were losers and didn’t understand Europe, but you do, you’re the best, possibly the best leader of any country, of all time, and I do, I understand Europe, propably, better than anyone else…

Today: Spain is a terrible country, really, one of the worst in Europe, we’re going to cut off all trade with them, we don’t want anything to do with them, and many people agree, and I know many important leaders, they’re my friends, and they love me, really they do, and they all agree, except maybe that Pedro Sánchez guy, lazy Pedro I call him, but I don’t know, sleepy Sánchez, well he wouldn’t, would he, because he’s the king of Spain, and did you know they’re still a monarchy, truly terrible system of government, and a bad country and I never liked their pie-ella, it’s not a good dish, I mean, come on, it doesn’t even compare to a Big Mac or anything, and there’s no fries, and people all agree, everyone agrees, and they love, me, they do, they say 'Donald you’re the best US president for us, ever, better than all the others, they were losers and didn’t understand Europe, but you do, you’re the best, possibly the best leader of any country, of all time, and I do, I understand Europe, propably, better than anyone else…

Tomorrow: Spain is a terrific country, really, it is, I mean, one of the the best in Europe, many say the best, and they love me there, they really, do, all of, I mean, the best Spainians, they love, me, they do, they say Donald you’re the best US president for us, ever, better than all the others, they were losers and didn’t understand Europe, but you do, you’re the best, possibly the best leader of any country, of all time, and I do, I understand Europe, propably, better than anyone else…

Modern problems require moth solutions.

Chasity does.

I don’t think I’ll ever stop feeling angry about this.

Same, same. Not so much for myself as for my children whose right to live, work, and love in the EU was taken away from them by a bunch of disaster capitalists.

You are my favourite person on the internet today. I mean, you or your horse. But, you know.

having to press a button to turn it off is actually more irritating

I disagree. I like a car that does what I tell it to do. On older cars, when I press the accelerator they accelerate. On cars with stop-start (and mine does), when I press the accelerator it starts the engine, then accelerates.

And it’s not like it reliably turns the engine off anyway. Sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn’t. If i so much as touch the sterring wheel it restarts the engine. If a pigeon sneezes nearby the same…

And lastly, it will wear out your battery slightly quicker according to the guy who replaced the battery that died on my car.

Automatic wipers are annoying

Are they? I like mine - not having to operate my wipers manually like some kind of peasant.

Trump invades Trumpland

FTFY

I worked in a Nac office. Everyome had am idemtical lookimg bluetooth ‘nagic’ nouse.

Ramdonly swappimg a few aroumd was always a great ‘ice-breaker’ for the begimming of a stressful day!