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In other news, the nomination of Matt Gaetz as AG by Donald Trump has moved the Mitt Romney Outrage Meter from “distasteful” to “bothersome”.

Well, we have a sex offender as president-elect, so why not?

Some possibilities that might cheer you up:

1. Trump is obviously in declining physical and mental health that might force him to step down. Of course, this just gives us shitbird #2, but at least he might be smart enough to not tank the economy.

2. Maybe the Republicans will do something about him. We’ve seen some Republicans publicly come out against him, and there are probably a lot more who oppose him privately. Republicans are cowardly bastards, but they’re also greedy bastards, so they might invoke the 25th before Trump crashes the economy with tariffs.

3. Maybe Judge Juan Merchan will sentence him. I’m not sure how this works legally, and this is so unprecedented that I don’t think anybody really does, but maybe, just maybe, Merchan will say “fuck it” and give the Republicans a little constitutional crisis to go along with their election victory.

I like that God wears a wizard had that says “god” and nothing else.

Here ya go.

That’s the one! From the man who taught me how to use my dishwasher!

On edit: I couldn’t find the video I viewed, but this guy claims they had a purpose at one time and it’s a legacy thing.

I recently saw a video on this and they said that the holes are used in manufacturing and showed an example. I’ll see if I can find the video.

Did people download .exe files in 2006? We were so innocent.

Do bags of heroin still go for $15? Apparently illegal street narcotics are inflation-proof!