FartsWithAnAccent

What kind of asshole inflicts more Jared Leto on the world?

Guess we better fix it then, where’s my pitchfork?

What would you need a blanket for when you’ve got a fort?

Booo! Use Calvin & Hobbes instead of this fascist shitstain.

No, but thank you for bringing it to my attention.

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy^lmao

PiHolebased and uBlock pilled.

Hmm, have you tried wearing a fancy hat?

I haven’t noticed any slowdowns with Firefox and Ublock Origin.

Eagle > Bic, just saying.

I remain skeptical.

This is inaccurate, planks are way easier!

Looks like she’s an actual author. Couldn’t tell you if OP is mad at them or not though.

That’s because crack is whack: Everyone knows Jesus was an Ecstasy guy.

This is going to be how I order iced coffee from now on.

When you use necromancy to summon a level 12 skeleton to help you decorate…

lol

They do suck, but the GOP is significantly worse in every way: It’s all about the least shitty choice in the United States which is why we need ranked choice voting so badly.

“He fucking murdered VLC player by suffocating it in his ass!”

Mugsy Bogues was pretty short but did well in the NBA.