I don’t think there is any question that it was obvious to everyone. I was a kid in a conservative household and got it. And I distinctly recall there being a mad magazine bit about Colbert before I was even in high school. So that implies the joke was widely understood by the child aimed reading audience of Mad Magazine.

Yes?

There’s a ramen sauce that makes ramen soup I like. Add that to just the dry noodles they sell- not the packs of ramen- and it’s very economical and better quality.

Anything works in ramen. If you have a freezer I’d suggest ham is a very very cheap protein to add if you can buy in a large size.

Otherwise, sprouts are good and inexpensive. So are mushrooms. Turkey is cheap but in bulk like ham. If you’re aiming for less bulk chicken thighs are inexpensive and good in soups.

If you brine your eggs in mirin and soy sauce they will work even better in the dish.

If I understand you correctly you want the door to unlock when you’re at home and approach the door?

That doesn’t strike me as a good thing.

Because of this post I just tried to watch it.

I have checked three streaming services. I think it’s an espn exclusive which would make it one of the pricier streams. Maybe it’s just being heavily advertised to espn audiences?