

“We just set off fireworks for a holiday, for an entire day! Why is there so much smoke pollution?!? Maybe we should start seeding the clouds, because there’s nothing else that we can do…”
Pollution controls, dumbasses. Hey, and maybe some incentives not to extremely overpopulate? Maybe some free condoms or something? Only people pollute.



It’s all fiction. None of it is real. The character jesus was not a real person, and he didn’t have superpowers.
Stop writing stupid fictional jebus fanfiction in your head. Find better, less hate filled, fiction.