Finally, AI does something relatable.

Junji Ito did a story like that.

Ew, a chin?

As long as they keep and use hand sanitizer before they touch anything, it’s whatever. Actually, the hand sanitizer would probably put a stop to it.

That said, I don’t think anyone would want to interact with that person if at all possible.

He literally (publicly) moaned about not getting enough time at home not that long ago.

Things not going well with Kash’s girlfriend?

“What would you do if you saw me naked in your kitchen?”

“Call the cops.”

Reminds me of the Family Guy bit:

“I’m a Seventh Day Adventist! We believe all the same things you do, but the sabbath is Saturday!”

“WHAT?!”

Think it’s going to be the girl that follows him around lately?

“Tower, we’re losing altitude rapidly.”

“Skill issue.”

Same thing happened in GA. Trump just moved on and endorsed the one that beat his pick.

Who in the world downvoted you within 3 hours on a 4 day old thread?!

Also, Jack Reacher is a great name for a gay porn star.

It would be, anyway. I have one for review and improvement.

Oh, not leaks. He hates those.

Immediate cessation of operations for data centers that lower the quality of life in their area until they’re compliant with local ordinances and jail time for the individuals that cause the problem. That last part’s probably never going to happen, but I want it for every business, not just data centers.

https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/pollution-musks-unpermitted-xai-power-project-hits-hardest-black-communities-2026-07-14/

“We built more turbines than we have permits for.” Shut down until they’re removed.

https://www.politico.com/news/2026/05/08/georgia-data-centers-water-00909988

Somehow added two unpermitted and unmonitored water connections?! SOMEBODY installed that shit without checking permits and needs to be in jail. Both the installer and the person who hired them.

I don’t believe it solves a problem, and I believe that it will make things worse. It’s as good as an asbestos installation tax, and I believe that allowing the government to siphon money off the endeavor just makes it even less likely that they’ll do anything to stop the damage in the future.

Some of these responses are so nuts that they might be your aunts conspiring to fuck with you. Or caterers desperate to sell one more plate. It’s like they never visit graves or even talk about the person that died again. Are you even ever going to see these people again?

Fuck what your dad wants. Ask your mom/siblings if they need the support, if you like them. And if you do go, you can literally fart on your aunts. I can’t fathom why people want you to engage with people who make your life worse for no gain. Yeah, smile for your boss because you need the paycheck, but this?

I didn’t say that.

Which will really help with the stealing the electricity and water problem.