So you cant event take your cat to space? What a fucking ripoff

Use case 5: suffocate cat

He looks like a guy who got intentionally hit with lacrosse sticks over and over and over in high school because he deserved to be hit with lacrosse sticks over and over and over and we should maybe make it an annual event to hit him in the face with lacrosse sticks because he looks like a guy who deserves to be hit in the face intentionally with lacrosse sticks over and over and over.

no one ever did that.

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Lord of Backback Lord over here. Guessing you were born in the wilderness. moulded by it. No one can hold one candle to your greatness. I apologize.

I can only ever leave everyone behind as I can only see in front of myself. The power you hold is truly special and I grovel before your magnificence and ability to find all lost souls and bring them from the .02 mile marker back to the parking lot.

You are full of shit.

Oh no! If you leave a woman behind in any location she gets raped and murdered immediately!

I’m not saying abandon someone on a fucking backpacking trip in the deep country; just saying this story reeks of a rich old-millennial/young-Gen X content creator causing a noise to make some content for their socials and not a genuine “trend” of men abandoning women on fucking glaciers.

The fact that he was reported to “hike down with some other woman.” And that she was able to complete the hike herself tells me it was a very easy trail and heavily populated. Just a dumb story of two assholes one of which decided to make her shitty date into an avenue of internet content for the hopeful attempt at gaining some influence. The dude was probably just annoyed and childishly trying to cause an issue with her and was like “I’m gonna walk the half mile down the 0 grade dirt path to the car with Stacy, babe.”

Maybe “MJ” herself is a shitty person, and roped some equally shitty dude into a shitty time and he decided on the way up “fuck this lady” on a probably very easy day hike and ditched her.

Just get there before it all shuts down

You’ve activated my very stupid trap card called Teresa Duarte

Let’s hope they don’t secretly have the protomolecule sample.

Every single maga Twitter selfie-guy-in-truck looks like an absolute piece of shit loser so kinda gotta say this is objectively false.

Fire can destroy paper, too much light can wreck undeveloped film, a magnet can “brick” tape. All media is ephemeral.

It probably has a ring camera in it or a literal drone flying near it and the current admin is too stupid to think to do a bug check. Meanwhile all those worst people you’ve played COD with over the years have graduated to murdering actual people and the one really shitty friend from high school (if you’re still in touch) is likely singing their praises on social.

But like, hey it’s important to consider the feelings of someone who is sad about eating animals but still eats fish because they aren’t animals right?

Sure wish all the Trump headlines just had pictures of Salacious Crumb attached to them because they basically already do but ya know, gotta account for morons to feel ways about stuff based on pigtures over words.

Also hope he and his Crumb’s Vance et al, meet a similar end.

That’ll last about as long as new Republican demands are met

But what if you wanted to shoot a gun? Surely that would make that situation better.

Glory to Mankind