Can’t even use a photo of your countertop, there’s living things there!

My favorite percussion instrument, “alarm device”

Somebody had a fire drill during band class and said “write that down, write that down!”

Now this is some masterful storytelling, fantastic read, and thank you for sharing

I take the stairs because the elevator isn’t built yet

(I’m an electrician)

“Shot an unpopular politician”

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

(Yes ik Trump)

I’m late to this, but whats that supposed to mean? Is there a reference about my username I don’t know about?? My username is literally just my first name…

Edit: nope realized right after posting that this comment was NOT replying to me lmao

B-b-but they use batteries!!! Electricity bad! D:

/s

Please don’t give the death note to a cat, none of us are going to make it out alive

-0% hmmmm

I will admit the reason my last two years were such a stark contrast to my previous years was because I went from honors down to basic because I went to a vocational high school, Diamond Oaks, and they only had the base classes

But still I never want to have another history class on WW2 again, I don’t mind learning the era but I’ve relearned the same thing over and over again

In my experience as an American, I’ve learned the same thing in multiple years, we kind of just chose a point to stop at and did that for our entire god damn school year, never moving on. We could have talked about so much interesting history, but no, we need to talk about WW2 and completely gloss over most other things for the 12th year in a row

For christs sakes I was learning FRACTIONS AND DECIMALS IN MY SENIOR YEAR

I don’t see how that’s relevant to a plunger… are you plunging the ass off your checks after you shit??

Oh boy here I go killing again

For the cat obviously

That is until you realize there was another mushroom that looks just like the one you were looking for that kills you… which is the point of the post

Gun is gun, everybody gets to choose their own flavor (although those who choose small guns will be bullied by those with larger guns, thats just the natural order)

Personally, I’m just saying, I think that every student in a school should have a gun to protect themselves from other students with guns

“Call me dickmaster”

While on paper the miles per kibble is higher with equal weight, as mentioned above it makes the car fat. With so much extra fat on the car, you ultimately end up with a lower miles per kibble as compared to the typical gasoline diet. Unhealthy!

Please try and transition your car to a gasoline diet, dog food is unhealthy for them :(