Oh fuck I just realized I’ve been on Lemmy for years… its been that long???

mumble mumble mumble … BWA BWAH BOOM KABLOOEY… mumble mumble mumble

Slap cat back, believe it or not, that’s a crucifixion

They never claimed that nuclear is bad, they claimed that the Chernobyl disaster has already negatively impacted the land enough, mining would only make it worse

Southern?

You uh… may have accidentally just called him a fool. Gesture would be correct

I don’t see anything obviously wrong with the picture, but for some reason this made me think it was AI immediately. I hate that my brain questions a picture of a cat nowadays

Can’t even use a photo of your countertop, there’s living things there!

My favorite percussion instrument, “alarm device”

Somebody had a fire drill during band class and said “write that down, write that down!”

Now this is some masterful storytelling, fantastic read, and thank you for sharing

I take the stairs because the elevator isn’t built yet

(I’m an electrician)

“Shot an unpopular politician”

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

(Yes ik Trump)

I’m late to this, but whats that supposed to mean? Is there a reference about my username I don’t know about?? My username is literally just my first name…

Edit: nope realized right after posting that this comment was NOT replying to me lmao

B-b-but they use batteries!!! Electricity bad! D:

/s

Please don’t give the death note to a cat, none of us are going to make it out alive

-0% hmmmm

I will admit the reason my last two years were such a stark contrast to my previous years was because I went from honors down to basic because I went to a vocational high school, Diamond Oaks, and they only had the base classes

But still I never want to have another history class on WW2 again, I don’t mind learning the era but I’ve relearned the same thing over and over again

In my experience as an American, I’ve learned the same thing in multiple years, we kind of just chose a point to stop at and did that for our entire god damn school year, never moving on. We could have talked about so much interesting history, but no, we need to talk about WW2 and completely gloss over most other things for the 12th year in a row

For christs sakes I was learning FRACTIONS AND DECIMALS IN MY SENIOR YEAR

I don’t see how that’s relevant to a plunger… are you plunging the ass off your checks after you shit??

Oh boy here I go killing again