Much more likely the whole earth turns into a desert, no?

I thought I was alone

Oh yes, the traditional “Democrats made me do it” argument.

Ahha hahahahahhaa hahahahaaha

Good, it’s what they deserve. I bet those assholes all voted for Trump.

Um, much more than 15 million

I mean… a lot of stuff isn’t flying, so…

Immigrants, amirite?

I cried

What do white people have to do with Caucus?

What are Caucasians?

Fucking assholes

You can date your wife

Wasn’t he fairly religious?

1 HP is the average work over a day.

Could they have any less information?

I’m usually on the hacker’s side, but fuck them for any excuse to make my premiums higher.

I try to emphasize the value of hard work more than anything else. I don’t say, “wow, you’re so smart,” I say, “wow, you worked so hard on that.” I will say, “you look nice,” but more often, “good job working on your hair.”

This is horrifying.

You will hear of wars and rumors of wars, but see to it that you are not alarmed. Such things must happen, but the end is still to come. 7 Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be famines and earthquakes in various places.

Matthew 24

Why pray for something that Jesus Himself said wasn’t going to happen?