Fuck Israel

Burn it to the ground.

Obviously

Fucking Epic.

? There seems to be some question on here.

Dead means dead if you don’t do anything about it

This is like saying your car battery isn’t dead because I’m able to jump start it.

Jesus would like a word with you.

Once upon a time, many moons ago as a resident, I was called at 2 AM by the organ donation team to call the time of death of a beautiful 21-year-old girl who had gone into a diabetic coma and never woke up. There was 20 people in the room weeping, Amazing Grace was playing; I was sweating bullets. So I stood there until her pulse stopped and called it, even though she still had PEA on the monitor. I was so nervous, I followed her into the OR to make sure she didn’t wake up when they cut her.

When your heart stops, you are considered dead no matter how viable your brain tissue is.

Source: I have pronounced many persons dead.

Sometimes they only need a couple compressions

But they are literally dead

Is that backbone I detect?

The point of gift cards is that you have to spend it on something fun, not bills.

Worth it

I thought this was the onion for a good 2 seconds.

The Book of Enoch says that fallen angels named Uzza, Azza and Azael taught humans originally.

Finally

All warfare is class warfare

Why? He’s brown?