We need leaders.

Interesting, thank you!

Ok, tough guys, you win.

Rebellion involves guns. Until we’re ready for that, inflatable chicken suits are the meta.

The current battlefield is in the minds of the non-radicalized. Bricks only hurt us in that battle. Watching inflatable chickens being shot with rubber bullets helps us win.

From what I can tell, you used bricks to get into your own gay bar, which the police had barricaded. Good work!

How did it go?

Ok, let me know how it goes.

We have to be smart. Throwing bricks is stupid.

Do NOT throw bricks at cops. Cops will literally put piles of bricks near protests to tempt stupid people to give them a reason to shoot them in the face.

This is why all cabinet meetings should be rap battles.

Are guest networks not secure enough?

The state also pays a lot of people.

That’s when I started being suspicious

I ate the onion for like 2 paragraphs.

AOC

Honest question: would an LLM be able to write useful comments in code like this?

Whomp whomp

Just making sure.

This is super illegal, right?

The neurotypical response.