Ewww, disgusting. Yucky coleslaw!! No thank yo…Wait, is it homemade or store bought?

1000% Tariff on all Braun shavers in 3…2…

Too weak…

Oh yeah, besties indeed. Crikey, you should read about the, ahem, forceful shenanigans they got up to in the past.

Exactly!
So has anyone tried this pewpowpie recipe and does it taste any good?

Good. And while you’re at it close all your other stores, fucking parasite.

I see 2 options here:
Getting kidnapped and imprisoned now (whether that’s by ‘real’ police or fake)
Or.
Shooting the mask wearing weirdos now and maybe potentially possibly getting imprisoned later.

Out of these two choices I know which I’d take.

Only really stupid people or money launderers would buy that stock because the moment that fat cunt dies (soon, and painful, hopefully) that app will be a ghost town.

Whoa, I thought Signal was the go to app for war plans?

For fucks sake, me too.

(I apologise for the above meltdown)

I think it was 5 casinos and a casino holding company? Brb…

Edit:
Bankruptcies were…
1991: Trump Taj Mahal
1992: Trump Castle Hotel & Casino
1992: Trump Plaza Casino
1992: Trump Plaza Hotel (not a casino, just a hotel.)
2004: Trump Hotels & Casino Resorts
2009: Trump Entertainment Resorts. Which was a casino holding company. Not only did he bankrupt cannons he also bankrupted a company that syphons profits from casinos.

"Ok Google. Send a tweet to xhitter. Say…

I am going to put certain WORDS in CAPS to accentuate them for REASONS that no one can really understand. Then I’m going to SPOUT bullshit about the traitors flying high miles away from any DANGER but I’ll laughingly call them HEROIC and PATRIOTIC.
Then I’ll touch my little mushroom peepee and do a nazi salute to MYSELF in the MIRROR.
Thank you for your attention to my EGO!!!

Send tweet.

Right, where the little kiddies at? I’m feeling super viagra masculine today!! Shit, how do I delete this. No, stop. Don’t send. Everyone IGNORE that last bit about the kiddies!! Phew, got away with that! Hegseth. HEGSETH. change me, I’ve shit myself again. Get right in there and clean the folds."

I’m not a kid haven’t been for many decades. I’ve never watched nickolodeon. Can someone explain why slime is a thing?

Picture the scene.

Two aides bursts in to the oval office to find the orange buffoon eating crayons. The smell of McDonald’s follows the aides in to the room and wafts towards the most stupid ‘president’ ever…
{P01135809 eyes widen as he sniffs the air}
“Sir…” eye rolls the first aide “can we attac…”
Chunky boy spits out the crayons and blurts, "Big Mac? It’s…is it Big Mac time?
“Soon, ‘sir’,” retorts the aide with another eye roll, “but first we need to…”
{P01135809 sniffs the air again}. “It’s Big Mac time. Big Mac. Big Mac. Big Mac. Big Mac time!” He sings while doing a pointy finger dance.
“Yes, soon…‘Sir’, Iran is looking quite brown, sign this so can we attack Iran with…”
{P01135809 sniffs the air again. Drool is now dripping from his puckered bottom lip}
“Yes, YES. whatever, do it, do anything, just get me my big macs, FFS!!”
“If to say so. Sign here now and you’ll also get an apple pie.”
{P01135809 scribbles on to a piece of paper}
“BRING IN THE BIG MACS!”

Both aides leave the room.
“Did he. Did he just agree to a war for a…”
“I always ask him these type of questions when the Macdonald’s arrives! He’ll agree to anything when he’s hangry.”

A lot died during covid due to drumpfs corruption and incompetence, yet they still voted for him again.

At least his wife loves him, right?

2021

He was hoping to be president one day. He would’ve been the second paedo president of the us!

“Detain me harder, Daddy Drumpf. Harder, I say!!”

Ok, how about yahtzee? It almost has an s.