I’m not clinical, but I worked in medical IT off and on.

The shit I would hear from clinical staff.

Had a senior surgeon call me because his application was frozen. Cool, cool, lets get that going - wait - you’re what - palpating a child’s heart to keep it beating in rhythm? There are back ups upon back ups for anything IT related in that scenario. Don’t call your overnight helpdesk with that shit, have your nurse write it down on paper. Fuck.

Most traumatic IT call I’ve ever had. Didn’t even care to solve his IT issue, just focused on patient care. My 20 something ass with a few years behind the desk told him to focus on the patient’s LIFE first and foremost, we can talk later.

Always great for an interview question though - how do you respond under stress? Well, lol…

I came in to say I don’t tend to follow news on republicans who aren’t directly fucking up my life, but this sounds about par for the course for the dipshit-elect.

This does not apply to electronics. You want that 99% to leave as little moisture as possible.

I was in band, and marching band was mandatory.

I did not try out, as I did not want to participate in that part of the band experience.

So I was part of the “front ensemble” which is shit you can’t march with. Timpani drums, etc.

We had an L frame rack with wheels that had all sorts of crap on it, half of it made in some garage before I joined.

We called it the ghetto rack.

I had a solo on what were essentially tanks that had the bottom cut off and an attachment point welded on top hung by rope.

So yeah, if you can hit it and make a sound, it becomes a percussion instrument.

I mean a grinder of that nature wouldn’t be too useful to me, too much too muchery.

But I keep a set of water stones to sharpen my straight razor - though I haven’t had a job I had to shave for in a while.

My EDC knives see more use from them these days.

To be fair, the vast majority of Russian troops were also cannon fodder.

Please don’t I barely understand subnetting as it is.

In the US, you can get varying dosages based on a variety of commercial factors.

That being said, 1000mg a dose not to exceed 4000mg in a 24 hour periods is the standard… well, was, its been a while since I was a pharmacy tech.

You mean Burma? Cause I dig their take on Buddhism.

I get that old reference, but these days and much more broadly, twink is for a term for a gay man with a certain body type, or other physical characteristics.

So you might get some odd looks using that in public.

I was the SME over POS terminals in a past job.

Owners are often the biggest morons at the location.

Before that, I used the same basic software package at Subway because the owner couldn’t be bothered, and the manager, great lady, was not technically apt.

In my state, with my employer, yes absolutely NSFW.

I don’t agree, just saying what the GOP leaning corpos are making rules of.

“…but if used orally it has been shown to have approximately 10 times the potency of morphine”

Per wikipedia, so grain of salt and all that. Still…

Vast difference in potency between fent and morphine.

Don’t work in medical IT.

It has been literally life and death before.

In school, yes.

Before laptops in every classroom was a thing, I was struggling heavily with hand written assignments.

I’m dysgraphic. Where dyslexia fucks with input to the brain, dysgraphia fucks with output. Hand writing is the most noticed, but affects typing and speech too. Hitting backspace to fix a word is a lot less consuming than trying to fix mistakes in pen.

So I got approval to use a laptop. Thankfully my family had the means to provide one.

Wouldn’t you know it, my grades improved dramatically when the teachers could actually read what I had written.

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Don’t forget the long winded tales of how their distant relative they never met gave them the recipe from the “old country” or some shit.

Dude, I just needed to see what temperature to set the oven to.

So a previous employer’s direction to store all of the bloated batteries together in a network closet WAS a bad idea?

Someone should have told them that. Oh wait, I did.

Just glad I’m not there anymore.

I really need to find the Quake 3 Rocket Arena (a mod) soundtrack.

That playlist was my getting shit done tunes.

Everyone’s favorite Witcher mounting Yen, lol.