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American narcissism at its best

No thank you, I like my version better. :>

Could I get a link or something? Curious about the takes in this one.

It’s a reminder to get more bags

What an incredible case of the username checking out

Disclaimer, idk about DRM in any of these games, I’ve never bothered to check.

Borderlands 2, obviously. Yeah, it’s old, but it holds up great. I’m currently playing through it with my gf, and she’s enjoying it.

Deep Rock Galactic. It’s great fun, ranging from totally chill but squishing game to adrenaline pumping anxiety inducing horde survival. No real “story,” but a solid piece of worldbuilding with a great universe.

Payday 2 was so good it killed Payday 3. Surprisingly enough, there is a story here, and it’s weird. Lmao

Roboquest, if you only have one friend. An absolute banger of a rougelite shooter. Tons of depth, charming art style, great gunplay.

They’re not empty, they’re full of possibilities

I was helping someone move and the elevator in the apartment received a call from “Walmart” saying they were trying to verify a charge for a PS5 Super Deluxe edition plus controller, and to give them a call back. Y’know the emergency call button in an elevator, and how it says when the light is flashing someone has answered the call? It was flashing. Very weird.

Mechromancy, I guess. I genuinely don’t really know.

Hawken was recently brought back from the dead by a few insanely dedicated fans.

What an interesting collection of words

We do. It’s the 2nd amendment. Literally what it was written for, the forceful reclamation of democratic freedom should it be taken by a tyrannical leadership. Too bad everyone that actually gives a damn about that option is on red team, and blue team thinks the 2nd amendment is for killing children and nothing else.

Oh boy, can’t wait to pirate this

I was a certified technician in that pharmacy for 5 years. I can tell you with confidence that is patently false.

It’s honestly the corpse of a retail store being dragged along by a perfectly healthy pharmacy. Every rx sold, regardless of what the customer pays, nets Walgreens the full value of the script. So when grangran runs to Wallygreens to pick up her no cost diabeetus meds, walgreens gets the full 1000+$. And that’s every script sold, every hour of every day.

Mostly jelly

This bit is hilarious

If you have Netflix Sweet and Juicy featuring Sheng Wang, or Good Deal from Jimmy O. Yang on Amazon Prime.

1. That’s why I said keep and train, as in practice often and thoroughly. If you just buy a gun and shove it in your nightstand, you’re not going to be effective with it. You have to practice to get good, and that practice will save you if it ever comes to it.

2. Just because a gun won’t magically eradicate the killer for you, it’s not worth having? If we’re talking about maximally increasing the odds of your survival, we should be including every advantage you can get. If two people are being targeted for a killing, assuming all else is equal, the one that has a gun they are proficient with on their person is objectively more likely to survive than the one that doesn’t. You don’t need to be John Wick, you just need to not die.