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  • CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.loltocats@lemmy.worldKittyguard
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    20 days ago

    Once upon a time, I went over to this girl’s place for a movie night. She went to the bathroom, and her cat came sneaking out of the bedroom. She trotted up to me, and I started petting her. When the girl came out and saw us on the couch, she was visibly surprised. She told me the cat never comes around new people. I shrugged, and we all went about our merry way. A while later, she told me that whoever she planned on getting with would have to love her and her cats. That was five years ago now. We’re married with six cats.


  • My dream game to develop is real actual “war shooter.” You get the classic CoD-like intro of proving your worth in a training range or whatever, a nice little tutorial. Then you get briefed on your mission, and deployed to action. All missions are PvP. You set your loadout, the mission starts, and you get hit. This is where the game begins. Depending on what you get shot with, and where, you get extracted from the mission, and medically discharged. You get sent home, have to live your life with permanent disabilities, find a job, go to your appointments, the whole thing. If you don’t die. If you die outright, the game just uninstalls, and permabans you. Anyone playing gets one life, one shot at the game.