Just start WWIII with Canada on a whim.
I live in Canada, please don’t. It’s challenging enough being a neighbour to the US in this political climate, being a vassal would be so much worse.
I’m queer as heck, so if I’m not killed in action it’ll be the camps for me.
Of course, if I am killed in action then I won’t have to worry about how interesting life is getting anymore. Gotta keep an eye out for those silver linings.
The caption is mislabeled, but don’t worry, I’ve got your back:
Left: Biology majors looking at Computer Science majors all day
Right: Bugs looking at bugs all day