I wish I was the Mothman.

Hey, my birthday is on Saturday, too. Happy almost birthday.

Yeah, or when it says The New York Times is leftist.

Helpful for keeping me honest about checking sources, not always very honest itself.

This is correct. Additionally, some distributors have licenses in multiple states.

France does have Mimolette, which is delicious, if a bit strange. Italy is definitely taking the worm cake, though. No freaking thank you.

So god damn good too