i listened to steve mcqueen by prefab sprout twice a day for 2 months

i called in when my truck broke down and said “its all fucked up…er messed up i mean”

my boss said everybody laughed at the call in 😂

snorlax. my gf is going as ditto

didnt actually send thank god, but i lost my grip of my phone while watching porn, and somehow every button perfectly hit share. i was 1 more button press away from sending porn to my mother. i so very carefully deleted the message

i will probably die of old age by the time we get a 4 day work week (im early 20s)

why are so many people arguing with my comment as if im not answering the question OP asked

yep

big eyed beans from venus by captain beefheart. the guitar is soooo good

day of the dead is fantastic. perfect build up and release. watched it with a lot of friends and damn we went crazy for that ending

isnt it called kama sutra

of mice and men. its only 100 pages with large lettering and i still couldnt get through it because it was so boring

because the idea of being super rich is awesome and i want to be super rich. so much bills i wouldnt have a thought about 😂

uhh coldplay was in the show during its peak…

it was hilarious seeing him on game of thrones. my buddy told me in one of the next episodes id see someone id recognize and i never thought itd be him 😂

its why ed sheeran was killed he made music

outdoor cat > nuclear bomb

must have been too slow grabbing him his 17th beer would be my guess

i should have died on my drives to work because i was basically asleep until noon

are you a recruiter?

i can see why thatd be 1 star for someone, i thought that album had some good songs though