He’s too busy banging Melania to care.

Draining the swamp directly into his cabinet.

Don’t forget the racism and misogyny.

I’m tragically white so I’ve never sunbathed, but I very rarely need sunscreen on my legs at all.

I like to think of Jesus with like giant eagles wings and singing lead vocals for lynyrd skynyrd with like an Angel Band, and I’m in the front row, and I’m hammered drunk.

Calling it person milk is technically correct but boy oh boy does it make me uncomfortable.

Grifting his cult, as is tradition.

A boat is a hole in the water into which you throw money.

Get fucked old man.

Ok Zapp.