

Thats enough singing for now lads.
Thats enough singing for now lads.
[Don Cheadle points finger] Tree! Tree! Tree, Tree, TREE!!!
[Sing in the voice of Elmo]
My boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That is why I poop on company time.
UK version:
My supervisor makes a pound.
I make a pence
That is why I shit at the companies expense.
Basic human deceny is a foreign concept to you, aint it…
Dealer, put 20$ on colonoscopy complications.
It helps is it was a hyperfixation at one point. In my case, timelieness was a problem, around the same time I was learning programming (Ruby/Rails) and needed so odd time functions to handle multi-timezone inputs. I ended up with a minor fixation on UTC, multiple clocks set to it and a scary ability to do timezone offsets in my head. Bonus, im not late for shit anymore.
Yah, but would those countries listen if he tried it? IIRC Jamaica was on that list but was waited until the queen died to toss the whole “crown colony” thing?
Its just “The Greater Internet Dickhead Theory”, if there are no consequences for what you say, dickheads will say anything they can get away with.
I think of the scene from Love, Death and Robots.
“After the hydroponics failed they had to resort to… Extreme Democracy.”
Were a few months out for the other shoe to drop on a lot of this shit. Ships take a long time to get places, once the last ones are done with their routes, they wont be coming back. Retailers have stockpiles and wearhouses for things, but those only last so long.
I expect to really start noticing thing to be out of stock by mid-late summer and expect the 2025 holiday season to be a consumerist bloodbath (pay attention to Spirit Haloween, they grow on the corpses of other businesses and their unexpired building leases, if they dont show up, thats an indication that shits gotten real)
Someone is eventually going to break kayfabe and punch him, those ovel office meeting look incredibly stressful for the guests.
Hm… To shreads you say.
But they copied the french, they were just less elegant about it.
You could do some division and call him .95744…
Dont worry, the people wearing the hat wont understand it anyway.
Yah… After Nixon closing the Boston naval shipyard in retaliation for not voting for him, Massachusettes has done a fairly good job at isolating itself from federal shenanigans.
They will have a rough time when the dept of education gets completely doge’d but they will fair better than many other places because this is not their first rodeo.
Calling it now, insider trading (If that wasnt obvious already, look at the market 30 min. before the announcment)
Warning: this coffee enema is very hot.
Holy forking shirt balls.
The channel Economics Explained actually covered Denmark on this weeks video essay. The impression that I got is that they really have their shit together, even these planned retirement age changes are expected to be gradual so people can plan for it.