The Assman

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They can charge more for it if it’s “above and beyond”.

I nicknamed mine Mike Johnson. I have erectile dysfunction.

Sounds like they kinda did have a parade

That’s the exchange rate

It’s a pretty tiny school. Only around 2k students.

Looks great fellow Hoosier. Terre Haute needs more of this.

Shrimps is bugs

Survival speaks louder. Ukraine doesn’t exist without the US.

I don’t know what his actual conduct at the conference was

Admit you have no idea what you’re talking about earlier next time

I just assume they’re all 13 and haven’t taken the class yet

That is an “of course I know what a cat looks like” type of cat

You’re a printer, harry

They ought to be comparing Israel to Japan 80 years ago

Where does murdering and dismembering a journalist fall on the human rights scale?

He’s a fungi

“humanity’s future in balance” and “humanity’s future hangs in the balance” don’t mean the same thing

I mean… the effect is the same. The buildings didn’t explode themselves.

Asylum seekers? You mean like insane asylums? Like the kind they have the great Hannibal Lecter in? That’s terrible.

The whole argument for legalizing weed was that it would cripple the cartels

The whole argument, or the part of the argument that you are able to argue against? In my opinion the “whole argument” is that getting caught with relatively harmless plant matter shouldn’t ruin your entire life.