An adult did this to me when I was a kid and got mad when I started spraying them with silly string.

Ah, thank you

I have no idea what that means

Nah, kids can post to their hearts content on social media here. Its porn our governments going after (for now).

My dad is bald at the back, my maternal grandfather was bald at the front. As a result I’m what’s called bald as fuck. Thick beard though.

The old carpet in my last house had underlay foam covered in a thin layer of plastic. I didn’t realise my cat had managed to lift the corner behind the TV and eaten a strip of the plastic. He pooped out that strip with several chunks of turd wrapped around it like anal beads, started playing with it and left it in his favourite place, behind the TV. Didn’t find it for about a day, but I smelt it.

A lot of right wing nutters in the UK claim that Muslims are trying to take over the country and make everyone follow Sharia law, which doesn’t allow eating pork. Spouting off online that this move is part of that conspiracy would be very on brand for them. Much like Alex Jones’ “making the frogs gay” tirade.

The idea of trying to put clothes on a cat fills with me with fear.

Guessing because this Photoshopped rather than made in Excel

I do this once a year, between Christmas and new year. No food, no vaping, no media, phone on DND. Just me sat on the sofa with a bottle of water and a notepad in case I think of something I want to write down. But I do play with my cat at some point during the day.

I wear the same jumper (at this time of year) and tracksuit pant combo during the day and the same hoodie with pyjama pant ensemble at home in the evenings on week days.

They hang on command strip hooks on the side of my wardrobe with two smaller hooks on the front for my morning dressing gown and night time post shower dressing gown on.

Lend, not give, lend.

When I saw “50 tabs” my first thought was acid, my second was holy shit.

Didn’t he have a panel in his X-Wing that displayed communication from R2?

Reminds me of this song I came across recently: My Girl’s Pussy

Exactly why I opened the comments here

Yarhar and all that

I have one at home but I don’t stand at it much, just for a few minutes here and there. But it’s still useful that it moves. Its good to have it at the exact right height and raising it makes moving cables easier. I plugged in a new USB dock on my static desk at work the other day. It was a pain in the arse, the hole of which I almost exposed to the whole office when I got up off the floor.

Now the kilt was only for day-to-day wear. In battle, we donned a full-length ballgown covered in sequins. The idea was to blind your opponent with luxury.

I said war! Huh! Good god y’all.

What is it good for? Doing this probably.