This guy dominates.

I mean, I’d get it if there was an estimation on just how fast it would kill me.

And how painless.

Americans try not american the most irrelevant threads up (IMPOSSIBLE)

holy music stops

interior crocodile alligator

Oh! I get it! Because SEX!!! AHAHAHAHA!!

Just the food?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ITT: “It’s ok when we do it.”

TIL Adam & Eve had a marriage certificate

You monster.

If children were so smart, why are they still children?

And I am the world leading expert in yuh uh, so there.

It is what it is.

My blood is full of it, I’ll be fine.

USA isn’t a country, it’s a reality show.

It’s only murder if they die.

Come on Jerry, that’s not real!

I’d also gotten a few fake Amazon fliers form like “vape demon69 dot com”

That’s obviously legit. Didn’t you know it’s illegal to lie on the internet?

Isn’t the point of official “declaration of war” thing is to kill people legally?

Meh, my dong is bigger.