My only concern is that hes not corrupt/corruptable enough to scratch the backs of and get scratched by the sleezy power brokers in the city (cops, sanitation…). I feel like a lot of people will work to make him fail at the expense of the city. Hoping he can stomp them all out though.

The people know that snap is only for antifa and illegal immigrants though so that sucks

No one’s gotten polio here since I can remember…guess the vaccines aren’t necessary

I assume the admin will seek to make this process take as long as they possibly can to make comey retain a lawyer indefinitely

They’ll keep doing whatever they want but use this ruling as a scapegoat as to why it’s not working

Sorry, best we can do is…uhhh legislate trans hate

bUT tHatS anti sEmEtIc

I say “welp…not my best work…” out loud to myself and the try to move on with my life because shit hplappenwd and I can’t change it now.

So when are they going to do a completely unedited interview with Drumph? I hear he has the best words.

“Only those evil live to see their own likeness in stone.”

• Yoni’s brother

Accusation Admission

Senators upset that the giant douche they voted for is a giant douche.

1. How old are you
2. What kind of spice are you talking about?

I mean…they literally have Linda McMahon in the administration…

We stole a No Dumping sign for our college bathroom. Really fixed the Feng shui

SMILE, TASTE KITTENS

You haven’t met republican jeebus

I think there might be a legal issue where if they say “lie” they need to be able to prove intent to deceive or get sued. It’s dumb but that could be the reason behind the wording.

Please go to any local restaurant or pub and have better food that’s probably not microwaved at least to the extent of Applebee’s

If the only restaurant you go to is applebees and TGI Fridays’s and the like, sure. They’re already available in store.