formergijoe@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 5 months agoThere's more evidence supporting Biden not stealing the 2020 election than there is JD Vance not having a sexual encounter with a couch.message-squaremessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1412arrow-down122
arrow-up1390arrow-down1message-squareThere's more evidence supporting Biden not stealing the 2020 election than there is JD Vance not having a sexual encounter with a couch.formergijoe@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square17fedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·5 months agoNo offense but I’d rather stick my dick in a twelve thousand dollar escort instead of a twelve thousand dollar couch.
minus-squarerockSlayer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·5 months agoBut can you sit on the escort after making sweet, sweet love to it? Checkmate, athiest
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·edit-25 months agoIf I paid them twelve thousand bucks I’d better be able to do whatever I want.
minus-squareChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 months agoYou could, you just have to pay extra for that.
No offense but I’d rather stick my dick in a twelve thousand dollar escort instead of a twelve thousand dollar couch.
But can you sit on the escort after making sweet, sweet love to it? Checkmate, athiest
If I paid them twelve thousand bucks I’d better be able to do whatever I want.
You could, you just have to pay extra for that.