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Mubelotix@jlai.lu to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 年前

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Mubelotix@jlai.lu to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 年前
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  • muse@fedia.io
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    This would unironically work on me

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      I mean they’ve got a gun so I’d imagine so

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        Bonus points

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          We call those “marital aids”

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        What are you gonna do? Shoot me?

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          Breaking: Man shot in house after repeatedly killing wife in game while naked.

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      At this point it would take this for me to learn javascript.

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        Luckily, nobody is this passionate about liking javascript.

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          SHUDDERS

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        Tbf, I also really don’t want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck

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          [citation needed]

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            Tbf, I also really don’t want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck

            - [email protected]

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          How dare you

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          GW BASIC or GTFO

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        Your loss!

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      The Rust compiler tends to turn my impostor syndrome to 11. I assume she has some kind of humiliation kink and I do not consent.

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        You didn’t say the safe word! The lessons continue.

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          “But you didn’t tell me the safe word”

          “That’s not the safe word either”

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          This is Rust. You don’t need a safe word - safe is the default. You need an unsafe word instead.

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