• Kissaki@beehaw.org
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    5 months ago

    I only purchased this toothbrush from Amazon because that was the only way to get the water-resistant Alexa speaker that I wanted for the bathroom.

    • DarkNightoftheSoul@mander.xyz
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      5 months ago

      I only purchased this toothbrush because that was the only way to get the water-resistant Corporate Surveillance Device that I wanted for the bathroom.

      • goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        5 months ago

        I only purchased this toothbrush because that was the only way to get the water-resistant Entertainment Center/Speaker/Corporate Surveillance Device for the one room in my house that is the least comfortable, has the worst acoustics, and has the strongest expectation of privacy, and also I can’t just put a regular Alexa in like a plastic bag or something because I blew my plastic bag budget on a fucking app-controlled toothbrush or whatever the fuck this is supposed to be, jesus christ

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        5 months ago

        That NSA agent is going to have a grand old time, listening to poop concertos.

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          5 months ago

          I thought you were gonna say he’s going to have a grand old time listening to Grand Old Flag