I told a small lie to get the job I have now. I told them I hosted my own website when in truth it had been shot down after a short 2 month stint because I lost interest. I’m now this crazy all hats IT person and have maybe done 3 months of webdev total.
I’m now this crazy all hats IT person
Well, looks like they needed a Jack of all Trades instead of a Master of
None.Hosted is both a past and present term 😉
I’m sorry I’m American
“I’m fine.”
The problem is I keep repeating the same lie.
Stop.
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That I loved her…
I don’t lie as a rule but there’s misleading line on my resume. I didn’t graduate college because I ran out of money, but I did do all the coursework. I put the degree program on there for positions outside the field, because they’re not going to check but still want someone college educated.
“Are you from this country?”
“Yes.”
“Alright, happy voting!”
“I do.” to the vicar…
Edit: this is a joke. I’m not some kind of disrespectful philanderer irl.
Before my kids were even born, my wife and I made jokes about what we’d name them. Real tragedeigh-level names.
Sometimes we’d get concerned looks.
The worst ones are those who agree with our obvious joke. We’d say we’ll name him “Duhmpstar” or “Phartz” and they’d gush over how original and cute it’ll be. Where it bites us in the ass is that we never ever reveal that we’re mocking them, and they actually use those names for their crotch goblin.
Just because I am Australian doesn’t mean I am a criminal.
She started it. It wasn’t a lie per se, but it has guided me ever since I said that.
