SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 年前Can serial killers sell their carbon offsets?message-squaremessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1138arrow-down119
arrow-up1119arrow-down1message-squareCan serial killers sell their carbon offsets?SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 年前message-square30fedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up40arrow-down2·2 年前16 tonnes per person per year.
minus-squareAdamEatsAss@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·2 年前Scientists said we had to take drastic measures to stop global warming.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up24arrow-down1·2 年前If Taylor Swift knocked off a toddler she could have almost six hundred hours of guilt free private jet time.
minus-squaremaiskanzler@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 年前She might even argue for significantly more hours if she wipes out an entire blood line at once.
minus-squaretwei@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 年前So what you’re saying is that the whole middle-east conflict is really just there to save the climate? /s
minus-squareexplodicle@local106.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down10·2 年前Alternatively, 37 billion tons per SatansMaggotyCumFart per year.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down2·2 年前Why do you think I’m worth so much? I’m flattered and flustered.
minus-squareJadenSmith@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 年前It would be such a twist if SatansMaggotyCumFart is actually Taylor Swift.
minus-squareexplodicle@local106.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·2 年前Why do you think the pollution is evenly distributed?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 年前It’s spread in a thin layer across the world like semen at a crime scene.
minus-squareexplodicle@local106.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 年前That’s a very charitable analogy, because most people don’t make any semen at all.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 年前Are you a semen producer denialist?
minus-squareexplodicle@local106.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 年前No, I just think we should address massive ejaculation on a systemic level instead of propagating the “semen footprint” fallacy. It was designed by Big Dick to make you feel guilty and powerless.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 年前You probably don’t swallow the company loads, right?
16 tonnes per person per year.
Spitting straight facts
Scientists said we had to take drastic measures to stop global warming.
If Taylor Swift knocked off a toddler she could have almost six hundred hours of guilt free private jet time.
She might even argue for significantly more hours if she wipes out an entire blood line at once.
So what you’re saying is that the whole middle-east conflict is really just there to save the climate? /s
Alternatively, 37 billion tons per SatansMaggotyCumFart per year.
Why do you think I’m worth so much?
I’m flattered and flustered.
It would be such a twist if SatansMaggotyCumFart is actually Taylor Swift.
Lol that would be really something
Why do you think the pollution is evenly distributed?
It’s spread in a thin layer across the world like semen at a crime scene.
That’s a very charitable analogy, because most people don’t make any semen at all.
Are you a semen producer denialist?
No, I just think we should address massive ejaculation on a systemic level instead of propagating the “semen footprint” fallacy. It was designed by Big Dick to make you feel guilty and powerless.
You probably don’t swallow the company loads, right?