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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago
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  • Cosmic Cleric@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I’m not lying. I stand by what I’ve said.

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      Yes you are.

      • Cosmic Cleric@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        Wow, ok, I guess my next line would be then …

        NO U!!1!!!

        We done?

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          Your next line can be whatever you want. Including more lying about what you previously said.

          Nobody’s going to believe it though.

          • Cosmic Cleric@lemmy.world
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            Have a nice day.

            • null@slrpnk.net
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              Better luck next time.

              • Cosmic Cleric@lemmy.world
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                To each their own. :p

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                  That’s not relevant.

                  • Cosmic Cleric@lemmy.world
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                    1 year ago

                    That’s not relevant.

                    Relevance is in the eye of the beholder. Or is it “Name checks out”?

                    I’m never quite sure how to end these “who gets the last word” arguments.

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