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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago
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  • null@slrpnk.net
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    That’s not relevant.

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      That’s not relevant.

      Relevance is in the eye of the beholder. Or is it “Name checks out”?

      I’m never quite sure how to end these “who gets the last word” arguments.

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        Yeah, you don’t strike me as particularly good at arguing.

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          Whatever floats your boat.

          We done?

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            You being bad at arguing doesn’t float my boat.

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              So, how long are we going to do this?

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                Watch you be bad at this? Who knows.

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                  How long are we going to do this?

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                    Watch you be bad at this? Who knows.

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