A six pack of beer in glass bottles. For the midnight premiere of Jackass 2 in my college town. Theater was full. Everyone was drinking before and during the movie. It was quite the party.

Back when I worked at a theater a lady brought in a full kfc family feast. No one stopped her because no one there was paid enough to have to deal with a lady being denied her family meal.

Dollar show theater we’d sneak in bottles of beer, picnic style food like sandwiches and trail mix, once saw some people divvying up a whole roasted chicken

Back in college; My friends and I once smuggled a whole pizza and a roasted chicken pretending to be backpackers.

16 6in sub sandwiches with chips crushed and sprinkled inside the sandwich. For our group I only had 2.

Also another time left over pot roast.

Back in the day 2 bottles of Boones Farm Strawberry Hills Wine Coolers. The big ones, 750ml. Both down my pants. 2 glasses to boot.

A cubic foot of baked ziti casserole with eggplant.

sesame chicken and fried rice

30-pack of beer. Hoisted on the shoulder in clear view while giving the theatre worker my ticket. Teenage minimum wage workers by end of summer DGAF.

Couple buddies and I all had trench coats back in the day with a bunch of interior pockets. We’d have multiple two liters of soda and giant bags of popcorn and candy (we were teenagers and thought this was the coolest thing ever)

A pocketful of baked beans to munch on.

And here I was thinking I was bad for bringing a foil wrapped burrito. Had to time my unwrapping…

But my purse is big enough, I think I could get away with a small tray of food.