If all things were the same, but it was men who fell pregnant and gave birth, abortion clinics would be so standard they’d be on every corner, like McDonald’s. In fact, it’d be a sign of status to go to one.
Male 1: “I’m just off to the abortion clinic real quick.”
Male 2: “Oh nice, King. You’ve been busy.”
Male 1 leaves.
Male 3: “He’s so cool.”


Yeah but there’s plenty of hicks who would gladly shove a coat hanger in their urethra (I’m assuming that’s how this would work) before seeing some liberal doctor who is probably gonna sneak in a vaccine or something.