Also known as "The Book of Lies’

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    and they said “mister president, these are fantastic results, in fact these are the best result we have ever seen. you could compete in the olympics!”. i don’t know if it is true, but that’s what they said. many other people, great people, have said that as well. so i don’t know, maybe i should try that. maybe they should name an olympic stadium after me, you know, just to show some respect. they better think what might happen if they don’t.

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    In the memo released by the White House, U.S. Navy Capt. Sean Barbabella, physician to the president, wrote: “President Donald Trump remains in excellent health, demonstrating strong cardiac, pulmonary, neurological, and overall physical function.”

    I’m waiting for them to go full “The Interview”

    You telling me that man doesn’t pee or poop?!