Do they not have enough stooges to fill the seats? Or maybe they’re afraid that one of the stooges will try and shoot the most beloved and successful president of the century, maybe forever.

Lol can’t get real people to go so they have to order them.

They’re prolly gonna have to wear their uniform during the whole event. Otherwise the grift doesn’t work. Something something taking up smoking so you can have more breaks at work.

Soulless husks with a penchant for violence. And that’s just the audience.