• lugal@sopuli.xyz
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    21 hours ago

    You forgot “We use JIRA so we are agile now. I assigned all tickets so get to work and be done at the end of the week sprint”

    • Madrigal@lemmy.world
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      20 hours ago

      The one I like is “we have no fucking idea what we’re trying to build other than a vague problem statement, so start testing already. This is Agile.”

      • red_tomato@lemmy.world
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        19 hours ago

        ”Our plan is to continuously make up new shit along the way and hope we eventually get something we can deliver”